Cheese Division

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

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1o14:

i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first

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definedbyfire:

illsevenyournine:

d0nnerparty-allnight:

fujiidom:dea-goes-a-tumbln | janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

KATIE. KATIE. KAITE READ THIS.

OH

MY

GOD

And he could have some crazy healing factor that let him survive getting stabbed by Loki!!!!

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starkstower:

#one of life’s most important lessons #brought to you by a derranged monkey

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super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

super-wolves:

so i typed this up in a wordpad

and i found a printer (one of my neighbours)

and i

printed some

i just did more

omg i just heard someone next door scream “WHO IS DOING THIS”

i wonder if they can HEAR ME LAUGHGING

NOW I’M DONE

THIS IS THE LAST ONE

THIS TIME

I AM DONE THIS TIME

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tumbrloslav:

thesecretmichan:

ihavethisblog:

amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve. 

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

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voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

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